Yesterday I referred to remorhazes as “skittering
contradictions,” but maybe I should have saved that description for the retriever. Spiders the size of elephants. Made from the stuff of the Abyss, but
not demons. Constructs, yet with
an extreme alignment. And utterly loyal
and relentless despite the chaos inherent in their creation.
Retrievers are constructs created by demons to terrify and
capture other demons. (It’s no
wonder they resemble the demon-devouring bebiliths.) After all, when you can’t rely on your servants’ loyalty,
relying on your near-mindless eye-ray-beaming constructs isn’t a bad fallback
strategy. PCs will usually only
run afoul of them if they get ensnarled in Abyssal politics—retrievers are too
valuable to be spent chasing after mere mortals—but since they can be summoned
as if they were demons by spellcasters with more wealth than common sense and Charisma,
they might pop up in some surprising places.
Tambridge Meersin
believed the rare stone he had quarried and shaped would form a
prize-winning golem. But the
Abyssal basalt warped his conjurations.
When he pulled back the curtain for the golem’s first exhibition, the
construct hatched a fully formed retriever that began to burn, freeze, zap, and
petrify the helpless onlookers.
Dwelling in a needle-like
tower that juts out of an Abyssal swamp, the tiefling loremaster Az Hokh
Thul is loathed by his demonic neighbors.
They dare not move against him, though, as his four pet retrievers dance
atop the perimeter moat like deadly water striders.
A vrock has earned
Pazuzu’s ire. He fled to the
tunnels of the mortal world, the better to hide from the airborne eyes of the
King of Wind Demons. The retriever
sent to recover him follows the vrock’s trail doggedly, attacking anyone whose
essence the demon has corrupted…including some unlucky adventurers.
—Pathfinder Bestiary
234
Forgive me if I’ve been bad about answering your
mail/comments— minneyar42, koboldbard, Bill, I’m looking at you—but I’m still
#$%^ing sick.
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