Rift drakes are among the largest drakes, and at CR 9 they
rival many younger dragons in power.
On the whole, they are going to be hazards of the wastelands—soaring
shapes on the horizon who dive without warning and attack, or who leap up out of
crevasses spitting slowing acid just
as the PCs are negotiating a narrow defile. With their speed surge, savage bite, and a cascade of
critical hit feats, they are superb ambush hunters how know how to make a
single lunge count.
If anyone in the party speaks Draconic however, you have the
chance to serve up a bonus: rift drakes who are utter jerks…especially from cover or in the dark. A rift drake can pretend to be a wounded
traveler or a giant dragon, concoct sob stories or make elaborate ransom
demands, and otherwise string a party along in order to get whatever treasure
or food from them it can…and then it will likely just attack them anyway.
Hearing a party’s
sorcerer reading aloud in Draconic, a rift drake hides in a gorge and calls
for help in the same language. He
tries to lure the party into mounting a rescue expedition down the gorge—ideally
with them all tied together, so he can snatch them up like fish on a line.
Rock trolls aid a
rift drake in hunting for victims.
Cowed by the rift drake’s acid, the giants aid the dragon by picking off
any obvious archers or spellcasters with thrown rocks or avalanche traps before
the drake attacks the most succulent victims.
A blood mage hires a
party of adventurers to escort him through the badlands. His bulk draws the keen eyes of some
thermal-riding rift drakes. Used
to stringy goats and other canyon fare, they are beside themselves at the chance
to sample such a juicy meal.
—Pathfinder Bestiary 3
106
Do rift drakes remind anyone else of Arkady and the ferals
from Naomi Novik’s Black Powder War?
Oh, and we covered Halfling’s Best Friend, the riding dog,
way back here.
Speaking of utter jerks, I would really love to know which
of my neighbors complained that my grass had grown too high and had me cited by
the city. This apparently happened
last week. …When I was on my back
with a fever and up every night past 2 a.m. coughing.
(Adding insult to injury, I live next to a vacant
house. You know, like in Season 4
of The Wire. And normally I do that house’s landscaping, too, just to be a good neighbor. Which just piles on the irony extra
thick.)
Hmm, I think rather than pay the $60 fine, I will go for the
“Request a Hearing” option.
And—gosh, wouldn’t you know it?—I will
be checking the box stating that both the inspector and the affiant need to
show up at the hearing, too. If
you’re going to ruin my day, you’re more than welcome to do so…to my face.
You should do to your neighbor what the drake wanted to do to the bloatmage. (Those guys never seem to catch a break, do they?)
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