Google isn’t serving up a lot about the tunche, but it
appears to be a monster of Amazonian (rainforest, not Greek) extraction. Pathfinder’s version is a plant-like jungle
fey roughly shaped like a praying mantis/jaguar hybrid. Players used to contending with grigs and
sprites had best beware: This monster is CR 17, vastly stronger than a human
(Str 33), and packs a poison that saps Con and Wis. And with 10+ plant-related spell-like
abilities under its fronds, a tunche can make escape a very dim possibility if
it catches PCs when their spellcasters are low on spells or out of commission
(such as just after they've left whatever horrible Mayan-esque pyramid you
coaxed them into exploring).
One note from the mythology worth playing up: While a tunche
usually reserves its wrath for despoilers of the forest, it often likes to lure
passersby into returning its whistling call.
(In game terms, this is represented by the tunche’s sound mimicry and ventriloquism abilities). According to its own twisted sense of honor,
the fey seems to consider those who engage in the call-and-response fair game
to devour, no matter how respectful of the forest they are. As a loremaster’s calculating spell engine
once put it, “The only winning move is not to play.”
A stone-and-crystal
spiderweb serves as the only path to a long-abandoned mountain temple. The Advanced crysmals that laboriously
crafted the web still scuttle along its gleaming “threads,” dining on mineral
veins embedded in the canyon walls. The
real threat though, is a tunche that ambushes anyone leaving the temple,
attempting to bull rush them off the stony web.
Travelers in the
Avorash Jungle sometimes meet a halfling woman bedecked in orchid
blossoms. She claims to be a queen of
the trees and will assign travelers a task they must complete before finishing
their journey. In truth, she is a
shapechanged tunche that uses the tests to weed out the unworthy. Losers fatten her leafy form.
For his final
examination to become a true grandmaster, a bard is sent to collect “the
cry of the orchid.” On the surface, this
is a reasonable (if nearly impossible) task—previous grandmasters have captured
everything from the footfall of a cat to the sound of flying earthbergs
crashing in Jotunlund. In actuality, the
assignment is a setup: The bard’s enemies in the college want to see him
humbled and then devoured by a tunche.
—Pathfinder Bestiary 4
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I’m back! Turned out
my cross-country flights were not conducive to blogging, so eventually I just
decided to write last week off and enjoy San Fran/Palo Alto/Redwood City and
Davis. The plan is to be back on
schedule this week, never fear!
I’m pretty sure dr-archeville and fortooate have been
waiting for this entry for over a year now.
Why did I wind up posting so little last week? Because
I was catching up with all kinds of West Coast friends! Including my
Vampire GMs from my grad school days (so amazing!), and this guy, with whom I rolled
d20s one college summer in a Ravenloft-inspired 2e D&D campaign. I
know him as Mike Sullivan (said all in one breath, to differentiate him from
Mike Veloso) but you all (especially you Redditors) know him as the creator of
Everyone Is John. Play it this weekend, why don’t you?
You should've mentioned you were coming to the Bay Area. I live in Berkeley and would've loved to meet you.
ReplyDeleteSorry, man! I usually post about my travels ahead of time, and it would be fun to get folks together for a meetup sometime, but this trip kind of snuck up on me. But you didn't miss anything—since it was for a wedding and I rarely get to the West Coast, pretty much all my time was spoken for with groomsmanly duties or seeing old friends. I once again failed to carve out any time to see Alcatraz, and had no idea that I was so close to Yosemite when I was driving through Davis/Sacramento/Stockton or I might have actually altered some of my travel details to see it.
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