The seaweed siren is a straight-out-of-a-Saturday-morning
cartoon kind of monster—and I mean that in the best way possible. It’s the sort of monster you’d find rising
out of the swamp in some Hanna-Barbera episode—a horrible blend of crustacean,
plant, and singing false heads. And
while seaweed sirens can charm
victims three times per day—hence the “siren” in their name—it’s their full
range of sonic special abilities that really sets them apart. (Again going back to the cartoon thing: Can’t
you picture the white rings and that tweedling sound that always indicated
sonic or mind attacks on TV?)
The full description from
Pathfinder Adventure Path #60: From Hell’s Heart has some nice tidbits,
like that the otherwise benevolent locathah sometimes use seaweed sirens as
guardians, or that they would rather babble their way to comprehension than use
tongues. (Also, despite speaking
Aklo these are apparently magical beasts, not aberrations as one might expect). But mostly, these are straight-up threats
that teach Good Samaritans to think twice before rescuing those three drowning
ladies in the cove the map marked with a skull.
The subterranean city of Catchall squats next to a great lake fed by
waterfalls from the surface. Catchall’s
scavengers hang nets to snag the flotsam and jetsam that makes its way down the
falls into the dark cavern. They all
tread cautiously though, as a seaweed siren lives near the falls. Some nights it can even be found on shore,
deep in conference with gibbering mothers and strings of will-o’-wisps.
Adventurers wish to sunder the cursed blade of an efreeti, a weapon of
fire and malice. The touch of an awakened
narwhal’s blessed horn would be the ideal tool…but in a pinch (and so
far from the cold latitudes) the strident squall of an aquatic monster like a seaweed
siren should do the trick.
A kelpie is smitten with a leanan sidhe—or at least he was until a hurricane
carried a crablike seaweed siren to his bay, and he begins to woo the great
beast with charmed victims. Even though
she regarded the disgusting kelpie as one step above boiled cabbage, the leanan
sidhe is furious that she has been tossed aside for an Aklo-babbling
monstrosity. She uses her charms and
cunning to sic adventurers on her wayward kelpie swain and the seaweed siren
alike.
—Pathfinder Adventure Path #60 90–91 & Pathfinder Bestiary 4 235
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