Whether we’re talking the world’s oldest role-playing game
or Pathfinder, the amount of ink spent on sphinx mating habits is singularly
bizarre. (Given the subject
matter, maybe I shouldn’t have used the term “spent” there. Spilled? Oh wait, that’s worse.
Dribbled? Dripped? Splattered? Yikes. Distributed. That’ll do.) I
think it’s telling that with nearly every other monster type, I crave more
information—I want mating habits, cultural mores, adoption rituals, a map of
the menstrual hut even. With
sphinxes, my response is: T. M. I.
In part, I think my resistance is because this information
is clearly the kind that’s appealing to monster nerds, writers, and GMs, but
will go over like a lead zeppelin with most players. And in part, it’s because almost every member of the sphinx species
is so unsympathetic (by turns lofty, haughty, wheedling, or outright rape-y), it can be
hard to relate to them (see below).
What was a one-note monster (riddles!) is now a two-note one: riddles
and sex (or frustrating lack thereof).
That said, hieracosphinxes are the most clearly monstrous
sphinxes, born of rape and driven by lust to assault in turn. Parties with gynosphinx allies are more
likely to run into them, but they can be also found serving domineering masters
or jealously guarding their own territory.
Collectors are sent
to claim a griffon for the baron’s mews. Only when the beast lets out a horrific shriek do they
realize their quarry is actually a hieracosphinx.
The roof of the
Chapterhouse of the Sphinx caves in, struck to flinders by the body of the
battered gynosphinx that was the cavalier order’s mascot and muse. The knights demand the head of the hieracosphinx
they believe to be responsible, but with war brewing they may need outside aid
to achieve vengeance, no matter how much it galls their honor.
The sphinx race is at
a tipping point—flocks of hieracosphinxes have become so prevalent and
bloodthirsty they have driven the last few andro- and criosphinxes into
hiding. But prophecy tells that an
androsphinx needs to be at the Moonstone Dias to read from the Scroll of Days
at each lunar eclipse, or the Owl Goddess will die.
—Pathfinder Bestiary 3
253
I may be wallowing in outdated stereotypes—RPG geeks are a
lot less nerdy than we used to be—but I’m having trouble picturing the average
group of gamers ginning up a lot of sympathy for a gynosphinx, particularly the
dice-wielding dudes:
“So we’re supposed to take this sphinx—who wouldn’t even talk to us unless we solved her
riddle—500 leagues out of our way in our new airship—even though she can fly—so she can mate with an
androsphinx—who doesn’t even like
sex—just because she’s too stuck up to date the local criosphinxes, who are totally nice and spoil her and offer to
help raise the kids?”
“Um, right!”
“Pass.”
“So you’re three days into your journey—wait, what?
“Pass. Look,
we’re not about violence against women—if a hieracosphinx shows up wanting to
start something, we’ll come running to the rescue. But Shorty can either stop putting the nice criosphinxes
around her on the Just Friends list, or she can fly herself. Side quest refused.”
For more on sphinxes, check out Jonathan H. Keith’s contribution
to Mythical Monsters Revisited. He
also did a nice job on the harpy.
Also, if you missed yesterday’s music because I posted
pretty late in the day, scroll back!
Your ears will thank you.
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