With their distinctive sails, dimetrodons are the
charismatic megafauna of their clade.
(Seriously, how many other Permian animals can you name? Okay fine, edaphosaurus; you’re very
smart.) In terms of ecological
niche, think of them as crocodiles with their own HVAC systems installed. Meanwhile, iguanodons get points for
being discovered pretty much before any other dinosaur (except Megalosaurus hipsterus) and for having
sweet thumb spikes.
The world tree
Yggdrasil holds far more than the nine worlds. Demirealms cling like mistletoe to its many branches. In a swampy domain time lost to time,
swamp korreds dance among the peat bogs and everglades. They also happen to disdain outsiders
even more than their highland kin.
One such korred offers to lead adventurers through the swamp. As soon as it is close to a rock large
enough to stone stride through, it
unleashes a stunning laugh, attracting a hunting pack of dimetrodons who have
learned such sounds promise helpless prey.
The nation of
Belgroth is an unusual land where humans, kobolds, and awakened iguanodons dressed in courtly finery live in harmony. Depending on their intelligence, the
iguanodons are valued as judges, guards, and draft animals in carnivore and
lizardfolk territory—all professions where a placid demeanor is useful in the
course of day-to-day events, but the suggestion of a thumb spike through the
eye never hurts. Would-be
thieves—including adventurers with cavalier attitudes toward breaking and
entering—should be warned that iguanodons are herd animals, and that instinct
to protect with violence extends to objects and buildings under their care.
Nemroth Green’s
dimetrodon companion Pink has saved his life on numerous occasions. Unfortunately, as the synapsid has
grown in size (advancing from Medium to Large) it has become more
aggressive. Flashing its fuchsia
sail in a mating display, the dimetrodon attacks objects it mistakes for
rivals, including kite sellers’ carts, horses in brightly colored jousting caparisons,
and pretty much any gnome’s hair.
—Pathfinder Bestiary 3
78
Belgroth is definitely my nod to James Gurney’s Dinotopia. I should probably clarify I’ve never read the books. I was a high school freshman when it
came out, and I remember looking at the pictures in Waldenbooks and realizing
my mind would have been beyond blown
if only they’d been published 10 years earlier.
I’ve mentioned this before, but as a Belgian by accident of
birth, I’m irrationally fond of the iguanodon for Belgium-related reasons.
I am indebted to today’s entry for introducing me to Dinosaurs! WTF?, a blog fighting the
good fight for humanity.
I am also super-aware that I am super-behind on reader
comments. Over the long weekend,
hopefully?
As we count down toward Turkey Day,
another equally beloved holiday took place this past weekend: Skanksgiving on The New Indie Canon!
With the help of WMUC alumn, former Rudie Patootie host, and ska aficionado Amanda Gaines, this
Saturday we abandoned the usual indie rock, pop, and folk to serve up two hours
of first, second, and third wave ska to all you hip turkeys. Here’s the link (good through Friday,
11/28, at midnight)—this is definitely one you’re going to grab as an mp3.
(Forgive the mic levels—I’m too loud; Amanda’s too soft—but
there’s only so much we could know/do with the tech we had.)
You can find more Skamanda on Twitter at @argaines. She’s also got a blog at rudietuesdays.wordpress.com
that she is admits she hasn't updated recently, but which I secretly love
because the last update features my too-soon-departed friend Josh. Special thanks to Aaron Smith and
Robert Marbury (whose just-released book on taxidermy art will make a gorgeous
Christmas gift) for helping me dig up some phenomenal old-school tracks.
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