If chimeras aren’t bizarre enough for your liking, the
bull-horned, serpent-tailed, bear-bodied thrasfyr should be right up your
alley. Former beautiful fey warped
into war machines by the eldest of the fey powers, these creatures are
guardians and weapons left over from a previous age. Perhaps because of their crimes, bondage and punishment are
integral to the thrasfyrs’ nature—each one calls one other creature master,
while everyone else is a target for the thrasfyr’s entangling chains.
Bear-baiting is a
sport—if the barbaric practice can be called a “sport”—for men. Elysian and fomorian titans hunger for
more mighty entertainments, goading captive thrasfyrs into fighting other
exotic beasts…and unwanted guests.
There is only one
thrasfyr—the Thrasfyr—in the Forgotten Wood. The slumbering beast was a servant of the Autumn Lord before
that fey being’s ascension into godhood.
Now the King in Orange lives on another plane entirely and has a
guardian dragon to protect his vaults.
But those seeking secrets from his faerie past would do well to slay the
Thrasfyr and bathe in its blood, then listen anew to the language of the
Forgotten Woods’ birds.
Every Tane sighting
is worthy of note, and as thrasfyrs are comparatively common compared to
other Tane, their comings and goings are well catalogued. In the Marigold Promenade, a thrasfyr
calls an erlking its master. The
cold riders of Icegeist have never forgiven a great white-furred thrasfyr for
killing their ard rí (high king).
The most mysterious thrasfyr is the one found in the checkerboard realm
of Ludo, where it dances under the full moon with a jubjub bird to the music of
a band of korreds.
—Pathfinder Bestiary 2
263
Actual conversation with artisticlicensetokill:
“So what’s up with Bondage Bear?”
“It’s a thrasfyr.
One of the Tane. It is
mighty.”
“It’s wearing a vest and is covered in chains. It’s Bondage Bear.”
“No, see, the chains are for entangling enemies and it can
bond to another being it calls its master and its shape is a punishmentohmygodit’sBondageBear.”
“The vest gave it away.”
“Under ‘Languages’ it should say ‘Provincetown.’”
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