Nobody likes an escort mission. I’m pretty sure I never finished the Human track for Warcraft
II: Tides of Darkness (on my baby brother’s blueberry iMac!) because of an
escort mission I couldn’t crack.
(Clearly I am not much of a video gamer. I beat it on Orc, though.)
But if your gaming table is going to the Abyss, why not
bring a sage along? Just so you
can hear him say things like, “Well, primarily nyogoths eat the, ahem, filth of other qlippoths and demons…but this one seems to have resorted to
self-cannibalism. Look, see how it
has gnawed off a tentacle in
frustration…and is now nursing on its own
digestive...well, juices, I suppose
one would say…”
Yeah, that’d be worth it. Ideally someone at the table will be eating spaghetti, too.
Sometimes you just need a monster that’s all mouth,
tentacles, and (to quote the Bestiary 2)
“buoyant intestine.” Thus, the
nyogoth. GMs, go gross on this
one—that’s why this thing bloody well (ichory well?) exists.
Summoned when unlucky
adventurers activated a sigil, a nyogoth has been trapped in a warded area
of a sewer ever since. The local
otyughs (after learning the hard way not to approach too close) are in awe of
the outsider and worship it as a god, bringing it offerings to consume. They have devoured the nyogoth’s
excreta in turn, and have mutated into Huge fiendish aberrations.
A quasit has
tormented an adventuring party for weeks. Leading them on a merry chase, it accidentally lures them into
a layer of the Abyss known as Envy’s Appetite. Suddenly the plainly terrified quasit proposes an alliance
to seek an escape from this domain—for it is a qlippoth layer, and broods of ravenous
nyogoths convulse through the air overhead.
The Pearl of Barnabus the Sane is
located in one of the most maddening dungeons in existence: the innards of the
dead god who swallowed the artifact.
But deities take a long time to die, and this god’s still-hungry
intestines (use nyogoth stat block) will attempt to devour and digest any and
all interlopers.
—Pathfinder Bestiary 2
224
Courtesy of the boys over at Shut Up & Sit Down and Kotaku,
here’s another creature that exists only to eat…
Also, I meant to say this yesterday: It’s FAQ time! I haven’t heard from you guys in
while. Shoot me questions,
thoughts, things you’re curious about, whatever you want to know. Send me an email—to avoid spam spiders, dailybestiary
[at] gmail [you know the rest]—or a comment and I’ll do my best to respond here.
Use the second link above; I meant to have it over the words "exists only to eat," not "Kotaku."
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