(Illustration by Damien Mammoliti comes
from the Paizo Blog and is © Paizo Publishing.)
This is some First Edition $#!† right here.
Bulbous body?
Check. Snaky/eely mouths? Check.
Weird, sucker-footed legs? Check. Unexpected portfolio of magical
abilities? Check. And a gullet that extends into the
extradimensional? With a seemingly infinite intestinal tract? Oh, hell
yes. (Or Abyss yes. Whatever.)
The dwiergeth is old-school nuts. And that's totally a good thing. We need monsters that are just balls-to-the
wall crazy as much as we need more non-European monsters and androids and magical
animals that still make ecological sense and compelling humanoids with rich
cultures. It’s about balance. This is the kind of monster you only find in
a dungeon crawl or an expedition to the Abyss, and that is just fine. I never would have combined an infinite
gullet and wind powers, but it makes a wonderfully weird kind of sense. Every Bestiary
monster should not look like this, but I’m glad a few do.
(By the way, despite being an extradimensional being, the
dwiergeth is an aberration. I believe
the logic there is that outsiders are made of the stuff of/intrinsically tied
to the plane they hail from—their nature is bound up in their home plane. Whereas other extraplanar creatures just live
there. The dwiergeth is from the Abyss
and its forever gullet wouldn't be possible were it not for the Abyss’s vile
energies, but it is not of the Abyss
in the same way as a demon is.)
A vrock has a magic ceremonial
rattle it uses in its ruinous dances.
Adventurers seek the rattle for their own ritual purposes. The hunt leads them to an otherworldly
cliffside where the vrock and his fellows fell prey to the native dwiergeths.
Having exhausted the mathematical
possibilities of studying elf knots (Möbius strips) and vizier bottles
(Klein bottles), a sage wants to study a thornier conundrum: the forever gullet
of a dwiergeth. He seeks adventurers to
capture such a beast and help him survive an expedition into its toothy
entrails.
A clan of people-under-the-mound
(treat as elves with the fey creature template) has turned to darkness. Their once stately subterranean palace is now
riddled with strange cracks and chasms, as if it had burst open and given birth
to a mountain range. Now going from one
room to another sometimes means a day of scaling cliffs and building crude
bridges. Dwiergeths hunt these cliffs,
making such travel dangerous…and the corrupt fey elves are too lost to
decadence and violence to be any aid.
—The Worldwound 54
& Pathfinder Bestiary 5 102
“Dwiergeth” is a very Welsh-sounding name, so I needed an
encounter with some Mabinogion-style
elves.
Also, for 1e/2e fans, dwiergeths would be great allies of Miska the Wolf-Spider against the Wind Dukes of Aaqa.
In terms of other monsters with extradimensional stomachs,
check out Dragon #271, which
rethought the bag of devouring as the
mouth of a planar sarlacc, or one of those worm-things from Tremors.
Unfortunately I don't have a convenient PDF to link to, but here’s the RPGnet entry for that issue.
I hadn't realized until no that the dwiergeth was Large. That makes it so much more crazy and alien. I love it!
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