Like the giant and mammoth fleas, here are two monsters that
at first look silly, but are actually pretty great.
First of all, if you grew up with Super Friends like I did, then you have images of Aquaman riding an
angry purple seahorse burned into your retinas…and that image is awesome. Thus, the giant seahorse. And hey, it can drag 8,000 pounds—perfect for the next time
your PCs accidentally drop their favorite sacrificial altar overboard. (Look, it happens. I’m not saying how I know.)
As for the killer seahorse, I’ll just quote the Bestiary 4 directly:
Killer seahorses have
been known to crush other creatures into a bloody pulp just before giving
birth, ensuring a good meal for their newborns (called "fry"). A
killer seahorse fry […] is an aggressive swarm feeder, like a piranha.
Um…yikes.
Lesson for today: Never laugh
at a monster because of its name alone, especially when that monster is a
pregnant father.
A sea hag’s sisters
taunt her for her love of giant seahorses. If both her sisters are alive she will fight with the rest of
her coven. But if one of her
sisters dies, she offers to help the adventurers under two conditions. First, they must leave her precious
steeds alone. (Of course, the
temperamental giant seahorses may attack the adventurers anyway.) Second, she also asks that they bring
her both sets of her sisters’ eyes, though she will not say why…
The Trickster God is
known by many names and shapes on land. He is the Raven, Br’er Coyote, the Laughing Monkey, and the
Spider. But below the ocean, he
wears other, even more unpredictable shapes: the color-changing, lock-picking Father
Octopus, the tree-climbing Mangrove Crab, the smiling Gulper Eel who swallows
prey larger than he is, and the Gravid Sea Horse. Undersea temples to the Trickster are rare—often the temples
of other gods reconsecrated after they sank below the waves. A common feature of these temples is a
trapped chamber that seals intruders inside with a killer sea horse and his
ravenous fry.
Cultists of Dagon work
to flood the canals of Calima.
Adventurers will need to race from crisis to crisis to foil the
saboteurs, which include half-fiend gillmen (see The Inner Sea World Guide), skum, mutilated minotaurs, and
worse. In one vaulted passage, adventurers
come across a servant of the demon lord of deformity feasting on one of their former
adversaries. The bloated, pregnant
monstrosity (actually a mutated killer sea horse) abandons its meal and extends
its horrible tail to constrict them.
—Pathfinder Bestiary 4
234
Note that the seahorses are inexplicably not in the Bestiary 4 online Table of Contents but
do appear if you input them in the search box.
Aquaman’s seahorse per The
Big Bang Theory? Less awesome.
Interesting you should mention trickster gods and seahorses in the same context; Loki, a male trickster god, is also know for giving birth to a horse. Given how a lot of your adventure seeds have some Nordic element, I suspect you'd find that interesting as well.
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