(Illustration by Ben Wooten comes from
the Paizo Blog and is © Paizo Publishing.)
Man, these guys. Born
(I believe) from Kalervo Oikarinen's RPG Superstar 2015 monster entry, fear eaters definitely stand out from the rest of the Occult Bestiary pack, courtesy of some creepy art by Ben Wooten.
You know all those ’80s kids’ movies—especially the live
action ones—that now you look back and go, “How did they ever think this was kid-appropriate?” (I’m looking at you, Return to Oz.) This one fits
right in there. In fact, I’m gonna score
this next sentence with daggers for creepy emphasis. Imagine that the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland(†) straight-up tied
her up(††) with sticky strands(†††) disgorged from his own mouth(††††) and then
caused mushrooms to burst from her body(†††††) and feed on her fear(†you get
the point).
Yes, you read that correctly. Forget fantasy role-playing—we’re in
full-blown body horror territory here. X-Files monsters aren’t this gross and
scary.*
But the real horror is this.
Fear eaters don’t just devour the mushrooms for themselves. They sell them(†) as a delicacy (††) to fey
rulers(†††). There’s a market out there
for your PCs’ pain and suffering(††††).
One assumes fear eaters’ customers are mostly Unseelie fey (the Court of
Ether in the Golarion setting). But
given the mercurial nature of the fey, one can easily imagine a faerie queen
who has lauded adventurers in the past being unconcerned if they wind up as
fertilizer once she no longer owes them any favors…
Drow already reject
and loathe their surface kin. So any suggestion that they may also be
related to the fey is typically met with scorn and drawn blades. Still, the Defanwe drow tell a different
origin story from most drow, one of a broken vow, an outcast queen, and the
shearing of gossamer wings. If the
Defanwe taste for fear eater mushrooms is any indication, the tales may even be
true. Certainly, every Defanwe settlement
has a sizeable minority of fear eater merchants and farmers. And Defanwe drow do not callously murder
their slaves as often as other drow, as there is far more profit in selling
used-up livestock to the fey mushroom growers.
A fear eater
found a giant’s discarded drawstring bag and was inspired to create her own
trap. Cutting open and restitching the
voluminous leather with her own fungal spewing, she has created a snare that
will close up after adventurers pass through it, blocking their escape.
The first disaster
was the Dragon Dawn—a convulsive racial rage that overtook the dragon
species, driving them to war with each other and with humanity. With so many towns reduced to ash, roads in
ruin, and ships lost at sea, the cities that remain have become isolated and
fearful. Then there came the
Chitterbloom, which saw house-sized mushrooms sprout where trees should have
grown, and insects the size of ponies run amok.
And finally, the Elfwind—not a wind at all, but a phosphorescent magical
mist, part drug and part infection, that wafted from caster to caster sapping
wit and will. Now in the city of Vale
whole districts are given over to spiders and hungry plants, and residents
fight to eradicate the Elfwind and bring order back to their fallen land. They are opposed by goblins, vegepygmys,
ettercaps, and worse, all of whom delight in the new disorder. Fear eaters, in particular, have profited in
the chaos. Having left their
subterranean homes for the shady eaves under the house mushrooms, the fey have
a world of new victims and new customers to cultivate.
—Occult Bestiary
27
*Actually, given the themes of bondage/involuntary female
transformation, maybe the better X comparison is any issue of X-Men written by Chris Claremont. (Oh yeah.
I went there.)
Seattle alt-weekly nerds may remember that I like using daggers.
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