If I were to tell you that in Pathfinder a) spontaneous
human combustion is a real thing, and b) that there is an undead creature
created by the phenomenon, you would quite frankly c) probably say that is
dumb.
So how about I tell you that the combusted is an
always-on-fire skeleton that is perennially screaming with a stunning Howl of
Agony (Ex), that it hurls fire like a kineticist, and that its slam attacks
carry a curse that actually sets PCs on fire…and if reduced to below 0 hit
points, they die instantly of
combustion too? How’s that sound?
Yeah, that’s right—it sounds awesome. Because it is.
Besides, while SHC is a myth and a joke in our world, in a
fantasy setting plagued by wild magic, haunts, and psychic upwellings, it's a very
real potential threat, however rare. And
while magical or psychically induced combustion may be rare, it makes sense
that the victim’s horror and pain would be enough to spark an undead rebirth. In fact, you won't find this text in the link
above, but the full entry from Occult
Bestiary features two locations in Golarion where these creatures are
common, and for good reason.
And here’s one more reason to use combusted. Say you’ve never had psychic magic/occult/psionic
rules in your campaign before, and you want to introduce Occult Adventures. You can
hand-wave it and say that psychic classes and monsters have been there all the
time and the party just didn’t notice them.
Or you can have them be the product of a far distant land or alien
influence (or both, like Eberron’s Kalashtar/Quori from Sarlona). Or
you can make the advent of psychic magic in your world an event—something game-changing
that happened to your campaign. Such a
violent upwelling could have all kinds of crazy effects—included setting fire
to many poor mortals right where they stand, leaving only undead horrors
behind. Then for the rest of the
campaign, combusted are one more sign of the new world the PCs must contend
with. (Which is bad enough on its own,
but it’s even worse if the psychic eruption was because of something the PCs did…or
failed to do…)
Dishonor is considered
a fate worse than death in Sapphora…but for the Mikhal clan it is the
literal truth. The Mikhal family labors
under an ancient curse: If one of their number dies with a stain on his honor,
he reincarnates as a combusted—a fiery monster screaming in agony that then
attempts slay all who encounter it.
Desperate to avoid this fate, Mikhal youths often pursue callings as
samurai, paladins, and priests (all careers that afford them clear codes of
conduct and ready paths toward absolution).
They will also accept any duel, answer any challenge, and otherwise go
to any lengths to keep their honor
intact—no matter the cost.
The lesser wendigos
of the Kaltan Reaches are not the wind
walking, dream haunting nightmares that plague other arctic realms. Nevertheless, they are still terrifying
hunters. Roughly resembling flying,
elk-headed bugbears, lesser wendigos lure their prey away from the safety of
the longhouse, then chase them through the woods until their victims literally
burn away in fear and exhaustion. Many
of these victims never stop running or screaming, transforming into undead
combusted on the spot. The lesser
wendigo loses interest at that moment, leaving the undead to haunt the snowy
woods in eternal fiery agony.
The blue-skinned,
gray-haired Merovians are blessed with an elemental connection to the Plane
of Air (treat as sylphs). Indeed, the
fact that they carry their own breezes with them is all that allows them to
survive on their isolated, nearly airless moon.
But their oxygen-rich natures make them vulnerable in fire-rich
environments. In fact, they cannot enter
certain sun-filled crystal spheres or risk bursting into flames on the
spot. The trauma of their combustion
leaves only the undead husk of the Merovian…but that fiery husk is often more
than enough to murder every hand aboard a voidship.
—Occult Bestiary
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What’s a group of combusted called? That’s right: an effigy.
Why yes, I did have the Ray Charles version of “Busted”
playing in my head the whole time I wrote this.
Speaking of songs, I had a suitemate who loved “Spontaneous
Human Combustion” by the Bobs. Like, way too much. I feel like my life has been leading up to
this link.
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