Like the unicorn, the karkadann is a magical beast, in this
case resembling an oryx with a frontward-facing horn. Also like the unicorn, a karkadann has
healing powers, particularly mastery over poison.
Unlike the unicorn, the oryx is an ass—and I don’t mean the
donkey kind.
Note: Okay, we have to
get this out of the way first. While
Paizo’s karkadann resembles an oryx, in Persian and Arabic the same word is
used for rhinoceros. It may even be that
the conflation of the mythical unicorn and the real rhinoceros is how the
pernicious tradition of using a rhinoceros’s horn for medicine got
started. So let’s say this right now:
Real rhino horns have no magical or medicinal properties. And the maiming, mutilation, and murder of
rhinos, tigers, elephants, and other endangered animals are among the most
barbaric practices in the world.
Cultural differences and differing social norms are no excuse for nearly
wiping out whole species, and every government and its citizens should work to
bring an end to such trades. So while I
may talk about the uses of a karkadann’s horn in a flippant way here, I in no
way condone any version of the practice in real life, and nor should you.
You’ll never catch a karkadann mooning over virgins or
acting as a gentle steward of the forest like one of those fancy-prancy
unicorns. Karkadanns are hardy creatures
of the plains and deserts, and they are mercenary to the core. If you want a karkadann’s help, be prepared
to pay up. And whether it’s gold, magic,
or favors, chances are the price is going to be a good 10% more than you can
afford.
But then again, maybe that’s the plus side to the
karkadann. To get a unicorn’s help, you
need to beseech and prove your good-heartedness and maybe perform a side quest
or two. But to get aid from a karkadann,
you just need to pony up. And if he
raises the price too high or gives you attitude, well, you can always put a
knife to his throat (keeping an eye out for the dimension door escape attempt) and point out that the gods look
unfavorably at those who deny mercy when it’s needed. You might also remind the karkadann that its
horn is just as valuable severed off as it is sitting upon the brow where it
currently resides…
In other words, after all that sucking up to unicorns, isn’t
nice to run into a talking animal you can just smack around until it behaves?
A karkadann appears
at dawn to tired adventurers, pointing his horn to a rocky outcropping and
saying only, “The treasure lies in there.”
The karkadann’s mystical air is a front, however. He knows the site is guarded by a fierce
girtablilu, and sending greedy travelers in there is a good way to keep his
range free of the two-legged pests. If
they limp out of the caves wounded, poisoned, and ready to negotiate for aid,
so much the better.
Several desert fey
and a bristle of karkadanns have a long-running feud. Thanks to their magic horns, which bear the
taint of cold iron, the karkadanns currently have a narrow edge. Adventurers might assist either side, but
there are no heroes in this conflict. Both
the fey and the karkadanns want dominion over a certain watering hole so they
can extort travelers for all they’re worth.
Stubborn camel trader
Mustava—known as “the Mule” behind his back (and only behind his back)—is
an unusual sight in the market of Damas, for he, too, has hooves. Once a wild karkadann, the magical beast
found city life more to his liking, and his keen eye for ungulates has served
him well. While he may be an unlikely
merchant, he has an even more unlikely side hobby—he is the head of Damas’s
Gore Boys, a gang of bloody-minded but crafty thieves.
—Pathfinder Bestiary 5
148
Back in grad school I went to New Mexico in a doomed attempt
to see an ex. We drove down to White Sands National Monument, one of the most bizarre places on earth—made even more
so by the tension between us and the ominous stealth fighter (an F-117, I
believe) that passed overhead. We
stopped in the park, took in the stark white scenery for a time, and got back
in the car. Just as we did, an oryx—an
animal that should only be found in Africa or Arabia—galloped right across our
path, inches from our bumper. (It turns
out they were introduced in the ’60s and adapted a little too successfully to
the area.) We just watched it go past,
looked at each other, and laughed in disbelief at one of the more magical and
surreal moments we’d ever encountered.
Looking for the kaprosuchus?
It’s way back here.
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